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I'm a 20 year old Theater/Screenwriting major in California. I love Sherlock, the BBC, cars, cooking, and all sorts of other things!


gasoline-station:

Tom’s Treehouse

Tom’s Treehouse is an impressive three-story treehouse that was completed in 2011 and built for free by the talented and generous friends of couple Tereasa Surratt and David Hernandez. They used their combined skills of carpentry, roofing, and design to create a beautiful and touching tribute to Surratt’s’ father, who passed away shortly after the couple bought the property.

(Source: mymodernmet)

nitewrighter:

benepla:

ideal hogwarts students:

  • aromantic wizards being absolutely immune to amortentia, it only smelling like the ingredients put into it when they smell it, and teaching other students how to identify the stuff on any food or drink
  • gender confused ravenclaw…
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
Dump Starbucks?

sktagg23:

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There is SERIOUSLY a “Dump Starbucks” campaign because the company supports marriage equality. Do you know who else supports marriage equality?

  • Apple
  • Microsoft
  • IBM
  • Google
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Ford
  • AT&T
  • Sprint
  • Coca-Cola
  • Pepsi
  • Kraft Foods
  • Nabisco
  • Amazon
  • eBay
  • Morgan Stanley
  • Liberty Mutual
  • Wells Fargo
  • Bank of America
  • Blue Cross Blue Shield
  • Nationwide
  • Allstate
  • State Farm
  • Viacom
  • General Motors
  • UPS

Like, okay homophobes: CHALLENGE PROPOSED.

magnusbane:

to my followers: if I ever get to publish my book, pls be part of the fandom and write innapropriate fanfiction and make cool fanart, thank you.

uromancy:

Roberto Ferri. L’ombra Della Luna (The Shadow of the Moon). 2013.

uromancy:

Roberto Ferri. L’ombra Della Luna (The Shadow of the Moon). 2013.

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

(Source: aryastraks)

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

katneedname:

Thanks for the lesson, HIMYM.
Too bad you couldn’t take your own advice.

Hypocrisy thy name is HIMYM.

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

katneedname:

Thanks for the lesson, HIMYM.

Too bad you couldn’t take your own advice.

Hypocrisy thy name is HIMYM.

"When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that."
Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
awexcuppycake:

stargazer909:

This is a gif that should be in every Trekkie’s blog 

That right there is my idol! She went in for a double ass slap and did is flawlessly

awexcuppycake:

stargazer909:

This is a gif that should be in every Trekkie’s blog 

That right there is my idol! She went in for a double ass slap and did is flawlessly

(Source: vulcan-romulan-hybrid)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful